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by glendap 4th March 2011
"Do you suppose they'll believe me if I said the wife did it?"
Bother !! Now we will have to wait for high tide to launch !
Insurance Question=How did accident happen??It was a tsunami that flooded me motor honest.
Write 100 lines John.Boats float,cars dont.Boats float,cars don't.Boats float,cars don't.Oh woe is me......
Thought high tide was later
I blame Global Warming.This ramp was DRY,until the Icecap melted.So it twas!!!
Don't tell the wife!! I'll never hear the end of it.
"Oops... uhm, was the boat was supposed to go into the water first"?
You can lead a ute to water but you cant make it drink
UnFORDgettable!
Man in Falcon trouble ford sure when he gets home!
It's Moments Like These You Need.... A bloody good tow rope!
This is the car wash isn't it?
Russell thought it would be a good idea to give the Ute a wash before they went fishing...!!!
So you can hear that bubbling sound too ah!
Plans for a submersible Ute were floated this week.
Is this the new car wash I was told about? Oooph's don't think so
Is this what they mean by "the big one that got away?"
C-Arse up and me ARSE UP.
I don't think you'll find the ute under there boys, try the other end.
I don't understand it, it is meant to be easy launch - the guy that sold me the trailer said just drive it into the water and the boat will float off
I told you to back the boat in..... NOT to get back in the boat
Sir, I was slightly disoroentated.
My blonde haired wife was my co-pilot.
"You stay in the car honey, I'll just unhook the boat, %#@*@ blonde!!!"
I told you it wasn't amphibious!
Well - how do you think they got that big one launched?
Fortunately my smokes are in a Glad snaplock bag in the glove box that will save me $15.60.
Looks like it's fish 'n' chips from up the road for us tonight.
DARLING! AS USUAL, YOU'VE DONE THIS BACK TO FRONT!
Ohhhh is that what's meant by 'dipping your tow in the water'?
I dont drink and drive. I got lost in the fog last night
Thank God the Beamer's at home!
I did it my way!
You win the $10 bet, the car doesn't float better than the boat
Gilligaaaaan!!!!!
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