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by Kramer 4th December 2009
One of the downsides for Nandor Tanczos in his new role as a Creche caregiver is being vomited on.
Help mum he's going to eat me
Whoopi Goldberg finally admits to secret lovechild she had with Ted Danson.
My old man's an All Black..
'Lets raise the roof. All together now: Nesum Dormaaaaa.
YUMMMM BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!
"Why grandma, what big teeth you've got.....!"
Mummmmmm is this a new member of the Wiggles?
Argh! I want hair like him, Mum.
Burundu and Jimmy competed to see who could make the most noise.
Ah , I really preferred it when daddy was dressed as Santa Claus.
Mummeeeeeee!!
You said we were going to meet my real father ???? Take me home now !!!!!!!!!!
Darth gently whispers "no Luke, I really am your father!"
This is why dentists recommend fluoride.
My teeth's better than his teeths
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Amazon warrior receives a lesson on dental hygiene from six-year-old after years in the bush.
Audition for Home Alone 9, take 1.......
OK Dad! You can put me down now!
"I'm sorry mummy, I promise I'll never swear again, please just get me away from this psycho."
sorry but you just don't have the right look to be and extra on this movie, no matter how big a fan you are of Peter Jackson.
Wah wah wah - you told me I was going to see father christmas ??
Oh please - call THAT a scream?!
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Even little Johnny didn't recognise his mummy after her Trinny and Susannah makeover!
You think you can yell loud!!
Muuumm!! Daddy's been playing in the mud again!
Hey Hone, you trying to hide from us pakeha
Saaaaave meeeeee.
Young boy surprised to find out his dad is a Kiss band member.
"Learn from my experience, son, bathe regularly and brush your teeth".
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Say after me Arrrrhhh
Child poops pants and Dad becomes shitty
"Get in ma belly!"
"Yes dear you still look alike now wipe that crap of your face and pay up on the child support..."
Its only paint????
MUM,
MUM. I thought we were going to the zoo. No darling, I said we were going to see a zulu!
"thats not Santa!!!"
A hug in time saves nine.
I promise to be good if you take me home Mum
On the count of three say arghhhhhhhhhhh
I scream, you scream we all scream for ice cream!
Mum HELP, he's screaming in my ear HELP!!!!
"Santa" comes early for bad-behaved youngster!
Auditions for 'Where the Wild things are' attracted some less than suitable actors.
'Wouldn't it be nice if the World was Cadbury?'
Scary paleface
Biker demonstrates to ACC minister that he does NOT eat children, however, is the Minister safe??
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Jubilant child rescues Santa from Chimney.
Ummm tastes like chicken
Where the wild things are, screening now at cimemas near you!!!!
This is not what either of us wanted for Christmas
Mummy, I don't like the baby sitter. She's got a scary hair.
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One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong!
Who's ya daddy
She had said that she would babysit at anytime,but the couple next door had caught her without her make-up on. Their little boy was none too impressed.
Paul Henry makes his debut on Children's television
How to Win Friends and Influence People
Both saying... "I want my Mummy!!!!!!"
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YOU AIN'T FRODO!!!!!
Call CYPS now
Honey you have to stop sunbedding it just isn't a healthy look
Daddy, he looks like Mike Hosking ,he talks like Mark Sainsbury but I'm sure it's Paul Henry pretending to be human.
Fudge !!! it frightens me even
Daaaaaaaaaaad!!!!! Muuuuuuuuum!!!!!
Where's that dang dentist when we need him.????
Orc scared by little boy
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