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"Her serves are a lot stronger since she found out about my new girlfriend!"
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by Dave/GrownUps 31st October 2008
Please enjoy the last picture in the October Caption Competition. We hope you enjoyed the competition!
Thank you Dave for a wonderful competition.Sadly it has come to a end.Now for me last and final fling,here goes.
You are under my spell,keep your eyes on the ball,and in a few minutes[BANG] you will be asleep!!!!!
YOURS!
Oh no! Not another broken nose...
" Get ready, mate, there's an ace coming your way" said Charlie as he tossed the ball in the air.
Oh no! Shot between the eyes.
"Eye Eye !!! Powerball !!!
This is the face of inevitability.
I see it!! I see it!!
Well this aint cricket......fortunately.
Oh sh*t!
Her serves are a lot stronger since she found out about my new girlfriend!
This looks like a head ache to me .
I'm getting got by the balls.
Temper! Temper! They warned me you were a sore loser.
Thank goodness its tennis not cricket
See, mind control. There must be something in this Halloween thing after all.
Oops, that will switch the lights out
As he eyeballed the umpire she called BALLSEYE
Haven't you ever seen a giant zit before?
A ball in the head is worse than 2 in the pocket!
I thought we were playing soccer !!
My coach always said "KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE BALL"
So that's what a full frontal lobotomy is like!
I'm outside the line - come on baby hit me - game set and match!!!!
That's the trouble playing doubles with gorgeous females. I coulldn't keep my eyes on the ball.
So this is what the SCUD MISSILE looks like from this angle.
" Out, damn spot! "
"STTTTTTTOOOOOOOOPPP! Right there"
But my mum thought if she painted this mole I would look handsome!!!!
Damn it ! I am focussed on the ball
HOW fast did you say you could serve?
Ve have vays ov making you talk!
Chicken Licken is screaming "The sky is falling" I am thinking 'here comes the sun"
Feel lucky ball ?, go ahead.....make my day!.
I will BAWLS if you hit me ball,so I will.
'what's everyone staring at? Have I got dirt on my nose, or something?
i vant dat bull.... NOW!!!!!!!!!
Oh My God, the machine-speed is still set on " SPEED OF LIGHT "
My headache has just got worse!
Aye, Aye, Aye!
"use your head,use your head" chanted the crowd as the sportsman stood frozen in his tracks with his entire life flashing past him.
"Do I have time?' came the reply............
Is it a bird, is it a man, no, its Powerball!
Tennis the menace
I hope Admin gets to me,before this ruddy ball does.HELP!!!!!.[sorry folks couldnt resist].
My coach said 'Focus on the ball' Yeah right!
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