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by Kramer 25th March 2011
Sigh!....Why does this always happen to me?
I get nuffin,and gets stood on in the process and he gets the lot.GUTS!!!
OUCH!! And I hope he chokes,so I do.grrrr....
No wonder they call me the runt!
Mummy's pet.
A bit of fowl play going on here....
Typical - he always wins
She makes out that she doesn't play favourites.
Bugs for him and "bugger off" for me.
Mother bird multitasks. Feeds one baby while giving the other a head massage.
She's always pampering to his needs, and putting me down.
I always get a crushing headache everytime Mum comes back to the nest.
And she says she doesn't play favourites!!
He's a well fed Starling, I'm well trod and starving.
OY ! Watch the hairdo
Well fed kids are very resilient
Why am I always at the end of the food chain?
I'll have a flat head if she keeps this up!
Mum you forgot again! I told you I was vegetarian.
Bloomin kids! Always under my feet.
and this is why I feel so low in the pecking order in this family!
Please cut your toenails.
Mum, your late AGAIN! . Biggs
This can't be my son with a mouth like that. Biggs
Others benefit from my oppression and Mum colludes with it!
Sit Down! you've had your share.
Who do I complain to about bullying?
mother bird favouring the one with the biggest mouth!!!
Who said I play favourites!
Ive told you before - if you don't come to the table when you are called - no dinner!
I warned you - any more backchat - no treats!
every body loves Raymond
I can't wait to leave home..
Hey Jekyll have you seen Mr Hyde ?
I've a good mind to complain to the S P C A for child abuse,Geeeez!!!
I am the UP he's the DOWN
Now Mum! It was her turn last mealtime!
Must I have to remind you? or do you favour her! instead? BAAAAAA!
Hey mother check your flight plan..
As long as she treats me like this I will never get ahead.
Ouch! When is it my turn. If it's not next time, I'm gonna push him off the branch
Louisa1
I don't care I never liked Weta's any way.
Heads again so you win. But wait a minute we don't have tails so how can I ever win.
Short fat chicks get the short end of the stick while loud mouthed tall birds get handed everything it just aint cricket.
Weta workshops doing special effects for new version of Alfred Hitchcocks movie The Birds.
Demographics show that new Cereal bugs in mud real hit with young chicks but little boys still prefer nutrigrain.
One day Im gonna knock the B.....trd of says little Eddy about his sister Everest.
Even at an early age Mary had a bad case of crows feet
Moana was determined to get ahead in the fast food business.
Talk about the under dog - now I know what he means!
Brian knew it was going to be yet another bad hair day.
2 for 1 bird offer: Feed one, get another one free
Never come between mother and child.
Turn about she said! Next time he provides the soft landing and I get the food.
Now I know how Chicken Licken felt,when the Sky fell on his head...
Seasame streets Big bird still has a strong hold on young audience members with some young members sreaming out for more after all these years.
Management keeping you down ? Not allowed your meal breaks ? Then speak up let your voice be heard join the Small bird and poultry union today (S.B.P.U)
Jiminy cricket meet an untimely end today ironically whilst teaching Pinochio an important lesson about life & death.
Twiggy gets stick for being vegeterain but after "Minor" set back uses his head and claws his way back into mothers heart.
Claws encounters of the feathered kind
A bird on the head is worth two in the bush...
Much more of this,& my new hairdo will be munted.
Belladonna
By Hell He Copped Her..
Dont worry the fat ones always get eaten first.....
This is what Harry Potter felt like at dinner time with the Dursleys
despite the feelin of being walked all over there was a silver lining, at least Im not the bug
This is one time the old saying "Birds of a feather flock together" is a lie. I'm trying to deflock.
To think I left a perfectly good egg for this!
Oh! So now I see why you made me go out on a limb...
this deposit is for your sisters account as she is still on higher perches and you have already branched out on your own
I AM TALON YOU I AM SHOWING YOUR SISTER HOW TO EAT WELL AND GET AHEAD.
TO A UNIONIST THIS WOULD BE A CROW-BAR
I Swear I'll never pull that Cuckoo Clock stunt again!
Get down Chris I'm trying to build Darren up
Mamma I think I'm gonna throw up
OUTA DA WAY, URGENT RED SPOT PIZZA DELIVERY.
Young chick goes out on a limb to find a claws to get in to her local cricket team but sadly has it squashed by bird brained judge.
Naughty little bird sees the theory of claws and effect does exsist.
Hunger for the wild starts filming new series
Clawstraphobia patient takes fear to new heights.
WATCH THE FEET MUM, WATCH THE FEET!!!!
Ouch, you're NOT a helicopter and I'm NOT your landing pad!
Squashed flat chick misses out on the grub again!
Mr, CROW KEEPS RUSSELL AWAY FROM ANOTHER CHICK
People the great N.Z brain drain is happening just look in your own back yard and you will see it.
Great not only do I have to worry about avian bird flu but now I have to get my self checked out for foot in mouth desease.
This cougar is more like a bird of prey by swooping down on her next target a young male and puts the squeeze on him .
In flight meals thing of the past for our economy travellers says airline.
I said, "ITS COMING!" Now shut up and EAT!!
Who said you need a stepladder when I'm around.....
I told you greedy...........not your turn this time...
At least males can't multi-task, which I hope means they can't use both ends at the same time.
Yeah Mum! I'll support in any way I can.
Wait till he finds out it's a live wasp
Mum!...this is just not cricket!
waiting, waiting.
here now shut it!!!
You have it all. It will teach your brother to hide.
Nature initiated "Head Start" first
And they say the first born is the favourite.
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