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by jane 24th October 2008
" Oh god.....where to from here"!!!
Hang on a minute mate.
This truely is....the Hand of God.
Just a closer walk with thee,yikes!!!This is Just toooo close.
"If you are whom I think you are ----- CCCoouulldd you figer something out???? Just at the moment, I'm a bit short on ideas!!!!!"
He couldn't believe he had somehow missed the glaringly obvious "right turn only" signal.
Even Jesus enjoys playing with puppets
'Don't hang about.. spread the word!'
Saved by the hand of Jesus.
Oh Sweet Jesus HELP!!!!
peace be calm, peace be still and peace get off my hand.
It's moments like these you need Mintees
All hooked up on religion
For gods sake......don't drop me!!!!!
By the hand of God go I
Jesussssssssssssssssssss
I'm pleased Jesus didn't close his fist
Jesus Saves !
A leap of faith
What do you think the smell is ?
And on my right hand, we have "Dick of the Week"!
Why couldn't the statue have been Venus De Milo.
Little people can bungy too.
Hey big fella this is taking your helping hand way too far.
Being my right hand man comes with strings attached.
what comes to Rio - stays in Rio
You could say I got hooked !!
Jesus! They said hanging out in Rio would be cool!
At least he won't let go.
swing hi swing low, please God don't let go.
"You were right Lord, the view is better from above, but do you think I could hang around a little bit longer?"
'god works in mysterious ways'
whoops !! damn that southerly wind, could have been worse i guess???
Isn`t it meant to be sitting on the right hand.....not swinging???
thy shall not hang
"Scuse me. You dropped something.
Just hangin with Jesus
put yourself in Gods hands
And here's a little something I picked up at the $2 shop.
Thankkkkkkkkk you
Oops
By Belladonna
You just can't get a decent yoyo these days!
BOING BOING BOING
A Man in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by Bebe
" At least, I am safe in the hand of the lord, for now!"
(sing) Say a little prayer for meeeee!
Saved by divine intervention
Someone else with a religious hang-up.
HELP
Instant convert.
By Twiggy
"Swing high, swing low, sweet chariot", some-body help me please?"
Dear God, when I asked you to "hand me a miracle" this is not quite what I had in mind!
Jesus you've got smell armpits.
Yours would smell too,if they were as old as mine,deary.
And, please forgive us our trespasses!!!!
just hanging around with no where else to go but down
wow i'm actually swingin' with Jesus
I asked for a hand, not just a finger!
Please God - dont let me down.
They said they were full up ! so down I go
Idiot! The song's title is "Always Look on the Bright Side," not "Always Hook on the Right Side . . . "
That was a close call, said my prayers on the way down, when i opened my eyes there you were!
ahh chute,the hand of fate
Hanging on by a thread
oh God, keep that pinky up
Guess who got a parachute man for his birthday
Maybe a bit of divine intervention wouldn't be such a bad thing right now.
Hooked on Jesus.
I believe I have been touched by the hand of god
"Let there be flight"
He really was prepared to do anything to get her to notice him.
I know I'm going to see the funny side of this in the morning.
not again.....
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