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by nanabee 20th February 2009
Who is that masked man
It wasn't me. Honest!!!
My paws are clean.. Look... It wasn't me.
I can''t do anything without super slueth watching me all the time, wish he would go find a rat to chew on!!!
Do you think he noticed? It doesn't smell THAT much does it????
Holy moggy it's batcat
wonder if mum's watching
It was only meant to be a little fart!
I tell you,very funny things going on over there.I saw Puff Puff coming out of his Cat flap.Poor Poof Poof.You never heard that from me though!!!
Mumma ... who's making eyes at me.......... mow!!!
" Stripey! How could you ? "
how can i get up to anything with tjhose eyes watching me 24/7
Just tell me: Does my bum look big in this?
Did he see my PIN number
who the heck does he think he is.
He's the quiet silent type but his body language tells it all.
don't look at me like that you know Im your friend
If you dare to touch my fish dinner you will be so sorry!
Sorry, I think they're adding Woughage to my Whiskas!
No I didnt let one off.Honestly.
You ever get the feeling you're being watched?
Oi Stripey, look me in the eye when you say that!
He needn't think he is taking over as number one cat in THIS house!!
Tabbytha, no pussy footing around.
Hmmm... if she comes near my food bowl she's jellymeat!
Mmmm! Shall I or shan't I ??
If I sit purrfectly still he might go away!
i dont like that look , i wonder if she saw us together last night, and is going to tell big tom i have stolen his girl,
How come my shadow is wearing a penguin suit???
Ohhhh....... Crap !!!
I see you seeing me.
Don't make me come back there.....
She's looking at me again! Oh dear.......
Its my turn for the computer..go find yourself a real life mouse to play with.
im not paranoid he is watching me
Rebel - You just know when your the one.
When your a rebel - you just know your the one
'Smine, and you're not gettin' any!
"I told you Dumbo the mouse on the ledge is only an ornament."
Watch it twinkle toes. G not C You're in the wrong key!
Shhhh just listening to the puss in my head ...
Buggar off you little creep!!
Ha! got the girls attention at last, that extra sparkle on my wiskas has worked... now the smile.
Don't tell anyone that we are in love.
Well...am I the only one or did you see that ginger thing from next door again?
Look Danny Boy don't get to cocky with me. W hen my Irish Eyes are Smilling you better leave the room , or else your destination will be Galway Bay.
We're still friends, aren't we ?....!
I should have listened to my mum when I was little and kept on with the corrective lenses. Oh well, at least I am good at looking around corners so I get to see the mice first.
Wasn't me, I didn't press delete.
Watch it!! trouble is just as close as a cats whisker!
Hey big ball of fluff. I know you are hiding my catnip under your paws! I can tell, cause you look guilty!
Holy smoke Catman, I thought you said you'd killed The Penguin.
Won't anyone believe me? I tell you he IS stalking me!
You're not getting out of it this easy- Your innocent look doesnt wash with me!
'Right I said. Right. Right, no left. sorry. Mind that driver. Look out. Look where you're going can't you. The map says you should have turned down that street. Whoops, mind that kerb.'
Look son, I hate to be the one telling you this but the truth is Your adopted!
Who spilt the Cat's milk then?
I was looking back to see if he was looking back at me.....
Just taking a Deco Look
Stop pussy footing around.Everyones entitled to a night on the town!
Catnip? What catnip?
by Belladonna
Do you have to drive so fast?
"I said count to 20, and STOP PEEKING!"
Get your b***************claw out of my tail, else you'll all mine in yer face!!
Get your b*******************claw out of my tail, else you'll get all of mine in yer face!!
Oh yeah..... and you actually think I believe you!
Outa here buster,ive got the remote today.
Fifi...darling! NOT again?
Why are you following me all the time?
' I think he was in 'Happy Feet '
The cat burglar knew that he was being watched!
your just like all the others, thinking you can read my mind!
You never know with that one.
helloooo! I'm a mate of Mr Bean's, care for a stroll?
testing
I'm tempted but you are just too young for me!
Are you REALLY not having an affair?
Would you hurry up and get off my chair?
OK Grisabella - you're next.
Im just not that into you
Is she looking?
"Why do I get the feeling I am being watched?"
I'm on to you baby...don't give me those innocent eyes
Mum, there's a alien in my space
Sorry darling, i can't help it if i'm a bit coy
The thought is there, but the vet took away the desire.
"Lol! can I whisk-her a milk-shake?"
I see you now, I see you not
It's under the cushion but he dosen't know that and I'm not lettin' on.
You think your a knock out in a tux - but the latest survey shows that the new age tabbys LOVE tiger stripes!
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