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by nanabee 18th March 2011
Just chillin' out
What? It was LONELY!
Belladonna
" O thank god your here".....Im out of milk
This is a cat astrophe
I cant find any milk , cheese , or Lamb in here........what! to expensive
Woops, didn't think anyone would ever CATch me!
Yes, 'tis a bit cramped, but the more I eat the more space is created.
Don't blame me you locked me in here!
Oh yeah right, the mouse......
If this is Kitty Heaven Don't wake me up..
We're getting a bit low on cat food
I love birthdays
I didn't touch a thing. Honestly !
Yeah its true! the light DOES go out when you close the door... now CLOSE THE DOOR!!
now what am I looking for ,cant see properly with these CATaracts.
When I am finished here I suppose I will have to do a bit of Cat napping.
Oops Now I'm in trouble.
Cat Burglar caught cold,
Honestly !!!!!!!!! I was just guarding the fridge from teenagers.
Kat was rather suprised that she had just scored her first meaty role in the sequel to cat on a hot tin roof... cat in a cold fridge shelf.
I gotta go hommme, cause, baby, it's cold in here.
YOUR dog chased me in here. Biggs
I love this cattery!
Health inspectors search refrigerators at takeaways, after claims of the use of cat meat. In their defence owners said that they only use the freshest of meats.
The fuzz botch another crime scene
Sprung! I guess this is the last of my midnight feasts now.
filming for the sequel to dr susse"s cat in the hat film,cat in the cooler began to-day .
It wasn't me. It was the dog.
This is the cat that licked the cream!
Just checking the emergency supplies ...
Wheres my meat?This is all vegetarian?
This is the moment when jonesy the cat spots the Alien from the movie ALIEN
I am cool
Chill out - I got here first!
PLEASE HELP I WANT A MOUSE!!!
I'm a top shelf cat, only the best for me.....
"but I heard you say the 'chillli-dogs' were in here, so thought this only seemed fair"
English cat dumped in wheely bin gets revenge by dumping in womens fridge.
Breakfast the most important meal of the day helps keep you bright eyed and bushytailed
Cat Stevens and Meatloaf perform top shelf performance only to get cold reception.
Scientists discover that furry feeling on your teeth after a meal might not be plaque build up but cat hair.
My catatonia meds are in here somewhere
I thought you'd never open the b......door
today on Target, first he has been through the undie draw now the fridge whats he up too......
First of the luxury line 450 dollar anight apartments opens today at Invercargill SPCA, seen here is Mr Miggles Shadbolt the 3rd in the Penthouse suite who was impressed with what he had seen and explained that for just 40 dollars anight can get you in the ground floor vege bin apartments all though there hasnt been many enquiries regarding the ground floor accomodation to date.
"Ah, this is not how it looks. Really. I can explain..."
I like my new home,I was looking for some butter for my paws.
Oh Yummy,Full Tummy,now dummy, aint funny.cause here comes MUMMY.
Ham and chicken,lip licken furry Kitten in big Trouble.
You might look at me like that, but it's cool for cats!
From purrrr to Brrrrrrrr!
Scaredy Cat gets caught in the fridge!
Oh chill out, it's all healthy!
Stripes was very surpirsed that the judge put him in the cool box for commiting grand theft feliney.
My furry exsistence relies on what I do next maybe I should just hi tail it out of here
Charlie finds cheeses I know I am as suprised as you are but I am truly on top of my coke habit.
Finding cheeses opened my eyes going cold turkey was the only way I know eggactly what I have to do now.
Please I just want to write in my dairy about my time with Marg and Rine and what a ham I have been .
Hey! what can I say I'm one cool cat!
Believe it or not Imm walking on eggs, Ive never felt so fre e zing, frying away on a chicken wing and a beer, who could it beee, believe it or not its just a mo ggyyyy....
"Bright light, bright light"
needs friggin salt
I was hiding from that big nasty dog from next door,honestly!!!!!!!!!!
If I stay very still and hide behind the sausage maybe they won't see me.
My mum always reckoned my eyes were bigger than my belly.
Leave me alone letme get on with it
Mabel's children had become concerned about the advancement of her dementia after noticing that she was no longer storing meat and dairy products separately in the refrigerator.
"What's for dinner Mum?" "Oh look I can't be bothered cooking, I think we'll just have the kitty CAT-ciatore leftover from last night.
[Cacciatore - a popular Italian dish]
Cat burglar caught between a snack and a cold place.
My compliments to the chef
Just trickin', playing hide and seek and took a wrong turn!
I WAS GOING TO HAVE FILET MIGNON BUT I CAN'T FIND MUSHROOM IN HERE
What do you mean? Not healthy?
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