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by kowinz 18th December 2009
I give up!
The moon is out early today...
Thats the last straw!!!!!! Neighbours at war, bring it on!!!!!!
Hope he finds that four leaf clover soon...
Ohhhh Nuts!
Neighbour has an eye fpr gardening.
That neighbour might have green fingers but he's always bumming around.
Lorne said, "Do I find that of-fence-ive,butt? Leaf it out!"
THATS A GREEN EYE MATE NOT A BROWN EYE .
That green thumbed neighbour is being a bit cheeky.
AND I THOUGHT WE COULD BE FRIENDS .
Neighbour green with envy, makes an arse of himself.
BOTTOMS UP!
HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY I AM SORRY
TALK TO THE BUM !
YOU SURE HAVE MADE AN ASS OF YOURSELF THIS TIME .
Golfer bends under pressure and pays green fees
NOW LOOK HERE TREVOR THAT WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO . GET OVER IT .
Time to cut him down to size.
OUCH. YOU SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT YET ?
Nothing a bit of weed killer won't fix...
Modern day Gepetto comes out of closet.
Garden competition entrant both feet firmly in the ground and his eye on the prize
A LITTLE BIT MORE TO YOUR LEFT THERE JOE. DAMN CATS !
YOU HEARD ME. I SAID KISS MY ....!
Yeah I see the problem, but it's beyond Veet. Have you tried Roundup?
Edward Scissorhands sends message to annoying neighbour.
Golfer, thinking he lost his ball in the thick vegetation, ends up finding he has a hole in one
BEATS LOOKING AT A GARDEN GNOME I GUESS .
The Incredible Hulk shows what he's made of.
Brian admires the ripe plums on his neighbours bush.
I'D HELP YOU LOOK BUT I CANT GET OVER THE FENCE MATE !
YOU REMIND ME OF MY LATE WIFE IN THAT POSITION . I'M GETTING ALL HOT AND BOTHERED .
YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU DO THAT . THEY DONT CALL US DIRTY OLD MEN FOR NOTHING .
Strewth! i'd better get to the bottom of this
The green eyed monster is rearing up again.
Hey Good Lookin' Looking Good
Dang! I thought they liked us.
Is that an offer or an invitation to treat?
Honey - get me a golf club - I see a new hole
Talk about "going green" - that's ridiculous!
FOR GODS SAKE HARRY PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON !
They say things will stay that way if the wind changes!
Increditable!
IS THAT U MILDRED ? MAYBE I NEED MY GLASSES CHECKED .
ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME THE BUMS RUSH MRS BUSH ?
Oh! is that where I left the pruning shears...
Maybe my neighbour is trying to tell me something?
Last years Christmas tree shows it's revenge!
Now where did I leave my false teeth?
The bare-faced cheek of it!
Here's looking at you kid!
'Does my bum look big in this?'
NOW THERE'S NO NEED TO BE LIKE THAT LADD . I ONLY SAID YOU WERE A BIT GREEN WHEN IT COMES TO THE LADIES .
CANT SEE THE LAWN FOR GRASS! WHERE'D YOU SAY YOUR BALL WENT AGAIN?
EXCUSE ME . BUT WHILE YOUR DOWN THERE COULD YOU LOOK FOR MY BALL .
MRS BUSH HAS HAD ENOUGH OF GEORGE AND TRYS HER LUCK WITH THE NEIGHBOR.
IN YOUR FACE OLD MAN !
DONT YOU THINK THAT'S TAKING GREENHOUSE GASES A BIT FAR CYRIL
Tama Iti I see you have joined the Green Party.
Yes I know you said you were "going green", Flo; just don't expect me to join you.
Ernie was speechless at the neighbours' latest effort at topiary,which he admitted was skillfully done albeit in poor taste.
So THAT is what it looks like where the sun doesn't shine!
Well, that's a somewhat cheeky creation:)
Hurumph!
Naked twister? - OK I'll be over the fence any second now
My neighbour has been a bit cheeky lately, but I should'nt have complained.
Man with bad eyesight seen talking to (George) Bush
John had to admit defeat his neighbour was definately more greener than him
SAY THAT AGAIN. DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS MR GREENBAUM ?
I KNOW I AM GOING SENILE BUT I WAS SURE YOU WERE MY SECOND WIFE.
TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK THAT LAST WHISKEY. YOUR LOOKING A BIT GREEN.
YOUR SO FAT YOUR BUTT CRACK COULD BE USED AS A BIKE RACK SO THERE
I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU . I HAVE A CHAINSAW IN MY SHED .
GEES THAT SPELL I CAST ON THE NEIGHBORS KID MUST HAVE WORKED.
GOSH. THEY MUST BE PUTTING SOMETHING NEW IN UP AND GROW THESE DAYS.
Marjory get down here now!!
Well blow me down...I havent seen a good looking ass like that for years...Give me 10 minutes dear
Am I in need of another pruning down there??
I was actually trying to shape it into a bell.. Mind was elswhere better not let my wife see this.
Of all the cheeks!!
That bush definitiely needs a good trim!
The Incredible Hulk has been put out to grass.
Those plums aint ripe yet!
Bugger,the ball went over the fence!
Oh what big eyes you have?????
I give up.
Went to The Warehouse and bought my own videos...
Not only the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
So you had green plums for breakfast again I see.
Is that what Tom Jones meant by " The Green Green Gr arse of Home " ?
"So that's the direction the wind is coming from!"
"And the same to you to!!!!"
what year does it flower
The ass is always greener on the other side!
What have we here???
I wonder what that ones' poos would look like if it were real.
GET IN BEHIND TREVOR !
Now who's green with envy?
WELL THATS A NICE BIT OF TRIM I MUST SAY .
WELL I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THAT SIDE OF YOU GEORGE .
HMMM, WELL MAYBE YOU COULD GET A BRAZILIAN IF YOUR WORRIED ABOUT IT.
OUCH! YEP DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE THRUSH.
I'D SAY IT WAS MORE THE SIZE OF A WALNUT MATE.
REMEMBER TO BEND AT THE KNEES MILDRED.
THATS RIGHT.HEADS,SHOULDERS,KNEES AND TOES,KNEES AND TOES. YOU GO GIRL.
ARE YOU MOONING ME YOUNG MAN?
That's the biggest damn BULL frog I've ever seen!
Honey, I shrunk the kids!!
Wanna play leap frog?
I think you've got things "A" about "F"
A bit too bushy for my liking, get a brazillian!!!
Does my bum look big in green?
shake that ass
i see j low playing hide and seek again
You don't have to bend over for me to see the bush
It's a Bum Tree not a Gum Tree.
Nana,Grandad said he was looking for a Partridge in a pair/pear tree.
I'll sing you one, O
Green grow the bushes, O
When I said I wanted my wife recycled, I didn't mean "green".
Wait till I straighten up Nananator ,you won't know what hit you, I will beat your record of 37 wind passes after I have had my veges .
Does my bum look big in this?
I always knew he was all talk!!!
Morris was finding his run up calculations for leap frog, difficult due to the fence obstruction.
Now that's what I call a "bum stare'" !
Henry checks out his neighbour's butt.
I'm blowed if I can see what he's looking at.
Mr Moon, I presume?
WOODY !!!!!!?
now where have I seen that before?
Come get it... big boy :P
There will be no fruit on that tree this year!!
How'd you like to trim my bush..?
Is this the 18th hole at Tiger Woods' new golf course?
What a site for sore eyes!!!!!
I SAID HOW'S YOUR GRASS NOT HOW'S YOUR ARSE, DEAF EARS !
I SEE JERRY'S BEEN HITTING THE TURPS AGAIN THIS XMAS.
The grass on the other side of the fence may not be greener, but the bush certainly is!
So! Climate change is true after all
That's what I call hedging his butt!
John was not pleased to see an outdoor dunny in their select neighbourhood
Another crack like that and Look Out!
Well I always reckoned sustainable art was close to a balls up
now! what have you been up to today!!
So this must be the new gluteus maximus variety.
Well bugger me!
"I say Gladdis, looks like the bush needs a trim!"
"Ah! So that's a Brazilian"
" A deep rift between neighbours comes to an end"
"Is it ok to give your neighbour a woody?"
I told you! if you want to wear the Christmas lights go find them yourself!
Dave started it by putting up that darn fence!
Alfred thought that he had been clear when he asked the council for "details of his drains in Taupiri"
Tiger"s been exposed so now practices incognito.
Hey dont point that thing at me...it might go off...
She looks more like her mother every day
All arse but no class? Leaf it out.
Hey Gertrude, The Gnomes are at it again. Can you grab the Gnome repellant.
Geez Wayne, you crack me up
What a bummer
"He's made a right ballz-up of that trim"
Mrs 'BooKay' a la Bucket regretted using Lady Fanny Winkelbottom's gardening company...
A hole in one
Ocker was surprised to learn his neighbour was a 'Greenie, who was brassed off at him building the fence too low.
If only Gertrude could bend like that
I reckon I could jump that fence
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