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by KattyPats 16th October 2008
"Just checkin' to see if he's clean".
If I find something which country do I report to???
Closer Economic Relations...
"You must have misheard Bert, they said Crack Cocaine, not Crack Canine!"
I would recognise that asshole anywhere
You did chew my bone.
"Nothing up here"
Just wait a mo while I rearange your coat.
Mmmm!!! Nice Perfume
Torry,but I dot a runny dose,and i fordot me anky.tank you.
Whorrr!! Now that IS good S---T!!!!!
Is this why they they call it a Dogs life?
Customs: No one is above suspicion... [thought I'd add my two cents :)]
it's a dog custom to greet nose to tail
Fido the sniffer dog - Accused of sexual harrassment.
Hmmm definitely crack
Did you have to stop so quickly
stop ignoring me, I may be onto something!
Customs puppy training classes!
What happened to your tail
if there's something there I'll sniff it out
George is just too shy to make the drug dog corps.
Must be an Australian custom!
Have you forgotten? We did these introductions earlier.
Does my bum look big in this?
"Bitch" You've Been Cheating On Me!!!!!!
do i smell "p"
just checking Im on the right tail
Snifter the shirtlifter . . .
Just another office romance
will you clear off, i'm on duty. Come and see me later at kennel 9 okay.
"YOU may not have heard, it's the undercover work I excell at.!!!! Comprendy?????"
It's tough being at the top...
I said the order Track not seek a crack.
Mmm you smell nice!
Any drugs up there mate
My Excuse: I have a licence to sniff do you?
Sniff, Sniff, this is a bit of a dead end
I know how to sniff it, but how do they smoke it???
I want you to come into my office for some more investigation, please!
Opening the news tonight we have footage of the allied forces nose to tail sniffing their way to another major drugs bust
You are fired
it's not my arse you crawl up for promotion
"somethings fishy here."
---- "and as well as being better at under cover work, my intructions were 'to bring up the the rear' ---- just faithfully following instructions."
Just needing a reality check!!
i normally kiss on the 1st date
Hey. There's got to be SOME perks to this job.
"you think this is bad"..... imagine what's sniffing my ass !!!
I smell crack!
O'K, You are cleared to move on..
Siamese Twins? Yeah right, nobody's fooled by that mate!
they said find crack and I have
'I always find I work better with a warm nose"!!
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