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by Hicko 13th February 2009
It's really hard hitting those high notes!
High A- any mule can do that- can you?
Who's an ass now?
My what beautiful teeth you have!!
thats my lunch he's choking on!!!!
whew, your breath stinks
I can do anything you cando better!!!
Thats my ipod you swallowed!!
"Mum, you said Mr Ed wasn't real... Mum !!"
Oh! God I am hungry says the Donkey give me something to eat you scary boy.
Muuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!
Gee I could eat a horse
don't we make a great duet
'Ahhhhh mom! The Donkeys wearing grandpa's dentures!"
Oh no ! I didn't mean it at all. Go away !!
Help me. It's stuck on me toof.
Both together "Ahhhhhhh, Stop scaring me!!"
This is one reason why I DON'T want to be a dentist.Those big fangs can hurt.Helpppp!!!
I'll help you .... give you mouth to mouth !!!! No way ya ass !!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Excuse me, is this the way to the 100 acre woods?
No wider like this
This is what happens when you don't brush your teeth and eat your carrots.
MUUUUUUUUMMM!!! It's swallowed my mobile.....
BOO! ha ha got you
You've just about got it laddy!!!
You Ass-kid for it!!.
I just knew this was going to be an ass of a day!
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Yikes! Mum, were those 'Nausea' or 'Horsier' pills you gave me?
MY LUUUUNNNCCCHH !!!!
Don't scream! I was just gonna ask you "does my tongue look big in this?"
"I'm feeling a little hoarse, do my tonsils look swollen?"
Will you two please give me some peace and stop fooling around in the back of the car.
The last thing I needed was THE DONKEYS SERENADE.
Oh man! What kind of mouth wash did "you" use, this morning?!!
MUM
dont be B-ass-ful ! I was just Kid-ding
Mum!!! get me a new toothbrush!!!
Who's got the biggest molar then?
Simon says...open wide and scream. Very good! Simon says...
I hate the "Donkeys Serenade"
BOOO!!! Darn, that kid's got no sense of humour.
Don't ever tease me again kid!!.....
"Ahhh, a Donkey!!" "Ahhh, a Kid!!"
oooh! Mr Ed your breath stinks
phew your breath stinks
Now, listen, Wiseguy. My head is staying right where it is. It ain't gonna be me that gets the chop.
NO,you aren't there yet!
by Belladonna
"I'm never gonna eat my veges again if that's what my teeth are gonna look like! Eee gross."
Ive got something to say to you Blah Blah Blah
Yikes !!!!! What dirty teeth you have !!!!
AGHHHHH You've got bad breath, AGHHHHHH No you've got bad breath!!!!
OH!not another nightmare.
Don't be scared little boy, I'm just looking for someone to pin my tail back on.
Your mum told me to give this to you.
Don't you dare vomit
He has been using MY toothbrush
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