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by loisanne1 11th March 2011
And all they gave me was a hat. Geeze I hope nobody recognises me
Who said I was too chicken?
"His ass will be off this ass very shortly!"
cluck,cluck[hurry up]eeeyaw,eeyaww[shut up]
As Prime Minister of silly asses I have everyone on my back.
Don Key
This is NOT a finger licken good idea,so it aint.
You really think I'm going to take you across the road, just to get to the other side?
Oh My! The hundred acre wood was never like this !
I wish everybody would stop calling me an Ass 'cause I'm a donkey He Haw.
Now what do I do for start? and what do I do for stop?
I ain't going nowhere, with that ass on my back!
The shame of it! My ancestors carry the Virgin Mary and I'm stuck with the an agin' canary.
Names Gaddify , I am disguised , and my trusty transporter called Obama is about to take off to parts unknown.
KFC ships off fresh chicken to its Instanbul store
Rosterveras ropes in his friend donkeyote to star in the Spanish version of intrepid journeys.
Crimewatch releases security photos to the public in search for the capture of dangerous criminals wanted for a spate bank robberies nick named the ass bandits.
Just a fool on a mule assing about
Now you know why the chicken crossed the road he was sick and tired of looking like an ass.
New chicken Burrorito hard to swallow
I really don't get paid enough to do this!!!!
It's not WHY we're crossing the road, it's HOW we're crossing the road.
Hooray, the piñata has arrived!!
"Is this rope for his neck or mine?"
Mexican wild west tourist town!
simply a birdbrain having a mule of a time.
very amulezing, and very cheep,
Nothing to do with me! I'm just the Carrier!
Who's the Ass now?
This is one time I wish I could speak!
Maybe if I just close my eyes he will go away!
How do you attract a roster - grab the reins and show your ass
Now! Let the rodeo begin.
I'm not the mad hatter , that chick on my back is the culprit for this silly hat.
Why did the Ass and the Chicken cross the road?
As an out-of-work actor Thomas took on any job, but this one really took the cake...........
Due to severe budget cuts Big bird & Snuffleupagus seem to appear very different but I can not put my finger on it.
Even in the rather ridiculous out fit Sarahs main worry was if her ass looks big in this.
If that isn't John Key modelling the new uniform for the Rugby World Cup cheer leaders, I'll eat my hat.
Men they never change as soon as a Hot chick arrives the first thing they want to do is check out her ass.
Come on Pedro we must hurry to the hospital I've just heard my husbands been in an accident at the indian resturant and he's in a Korma.
This wasnt what I meant when I said Id like tickle your ass with a feather.
The penny drops as chicken lttle realizes that the sky isnt falling and it is in fact donkey droppings.
Eating to much fried chicken is bad for you and it just goes straight to your ass claims protestors
Rescued battery hen enjoying new found freedom at local farm.
Myor of small town shows of its new public transport saying not only is it enviromentally friendly but we hope to get a lot of the boy racers on board beacuse of the hot chick driving it .
It's cheeper than a car.
New takeaway business "Poultry in motion" puts a feather in ones cap after promoting there new hot chicken delivery service.
We Asspire to be be the best says owner we dont want to wing it and we thought this was a good way to drum up business.
Brians fund-raisng efforts were Ass-tronomical
Hey dont be a chicken and get off your ass !
I'm just a kickin chicken-licken on a wily wonky donkey!
now thats what i call a cheep ass ride yeehah.
I thought that egg looked a bit funny !
Tickle your 'ass' with a feather!
"He called me a stuttering ass again! "He haw, he haw, he halways calls me that!"
Can you tell me how to get... how to get to Sesame Street... Oh no! Big Bird has been on the turps again...!
Cheep fares on Donkey airlines, ready for takeoff!!
The birdman of AlcatrASS finally found.
Does my ass look big in this?
Which came first - the chicken or the ass?
Paul henry's scored this job out of thousands of applicants - no interview needed they just knew he was great at making an ass of himself without any shame
Bethleham or bust !!
"I feel like a right ass!"
Top of the pops. The Chicken Song.And the Donkey serenade,
I can't get this cluckin' donkey to move!
Warning symptoms of bird flu may include the following big yellow lumps on your ass and a bad case of red eye
Man in chicken suit has sweet and sour friendship with donkey after hurting his chicken mcnuggets .
Donkey paid a poultry sum for his work at the Agriculture field days
This is not what I meant when I asked for a giant ...... says donkey after surgery goes ass up.
First chicken in history to escape KFC farm, celebrates by playing with his ass....
Unfortunatly for me the Dunce hat was in that wash.
The Lone Rangers arch enemy Chirpy Chick on his faithful ass Wonkey Donkey
Donkey thinks....boy some people call me an ass, they should take a gander at the geezer on top of me!
Cool chick with cute ass
Atticus
A Mexican donkey and a screwy chicken - doesn't get any sillier than this.
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