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by Admiral 9th October 2008
"Jeez, Starboard is left or right!"
Thank heavens for automatic pilot.
"There has to be a bathroom somewhere onboard"
I just can't put this book down!
"Self Fly Manual" . View this You Tube demonstration.
Help,cant find the ON switch.It WAS here.
No Dear, I will NOT stop and ask for directions!
Look Mum No hands!!
Yee hah Skipper, is it really double Fly Buys points for this trip ?
Hey Lootenant, kin ah git me one of these F 18s with Fly Buys points ?
Help! I'm lost! Where do I go from here?
Do you know how hard it is to read the instructions with these goggles on?
In typical male fashion, Garry stopped to read the instruction manual.
WHAT????? Who ripped out the centrefold?????
Congratulations on flying the new F-2000. Please read the safety instructions first!
If all else fails read the manual
Oh! It says here I'm supposed to be steering this thing!
John gave his co-pilot the impression he was busy while he took forty-winks.
Top Gun. Yeah right. We all need help somtime
Darn it...I turned right when I shoud have turn left.
I knew this was going to be difficult!
Hey pal, which model have we got ?
What time do we land I have to goooooooooo.
"YOU told me this would help!!! Who's this Flash G-G-Gordon fellow anyway????? Never mind!!!!! ----- We"re THERE!!!!!
landed at last, but how do i get back?
#101, keep stick between legs and wiggle.
Where does Helen Clark live again?
Relax, these things just fly themselves.
Perhaps to go down I have to turn the manual over.
G.G
Hey, who says guys can't multi task?!
Lets see now, how do I get back down!!?
Geez it's in Russian, I'll just wing it then
It's times like this I wish I had completed the course, Peggy
Hey. It says here, "Made in Japan"
Just waiting for fuel
So, which way did you say is up??
This duty free manual is out of this world!
Okay... turn left at Taihape
Multi task.....I can't read and fly!!!!
These election promises stink!
"Get Google Earth online, I can't find the Runway!!!!!!!"
Ditch the book.Put your mouse on the help button.
Somewhere, there has to be a chapter on troubleshooting.
I am sure I read here somewhere that this thing COULD be turned around?
I saw where the ejector button is yesterday.........!
Lost in Space
I just hate changing kids naps. Dont you?
I knew I should have turned left back there!!!
"Jeez, look at the a*%e on her will ya!"
I new that
Now...where in the flippin sky AM I ?!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Lost In Space"
Is that what we look like "
The sky is the limit
Miss October, you are the wind beneath large metallic wings.
According to this Houston, we're way off track!
These instructions are in Japanese! What do I do after I've pulled the thingummy and pushed the whatsit?
I think Woodbourne is on the right!
It has to show somewhere where to connect the rubber band !!!
Now there should be a STOP button SOMEWHERE!
yikes! brain freeze what do i do now?????
I just new it I JUST NEW IT!!
This is a playboy magazine, I don't - wow how can she do that minouvere????
This is way too hard - Beam me down Scotty!!
Aviation 101 - Module 74 - The Practical
It's moments like these you need minties but how the heck do you eat it
Maybe learn how to be a top ten pilot ONLINE is not a top ten idea!!
I know this one! Page 54, under the heading "how to land a plane."
I used to fly for Qantas
"Of COURSE I know where the eject button is. Do you think I'm an idiot?"
Will this get me far enough away from all this damned election crap?????
Oh darn it he gave me the braille version!
Oooh, I'd rather be flying one of those...
after 1000 flights this is So boring now - wheres the classifieds?
I can't see a bl**dy thing through this black visor!
I think I took a wrong turn somewhere
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