Joke of the Day

There were four teenagers who played hooky one morning. Upon coming to class in the afternoon, they reported their lateness was because their car got a flat tyre.

“That’s fine”, the teacher said, much to the students relief. “But there was a written test this morning which you boys have to make up, so please have a seat and take out a piece of paper.”

“Now for the first question, which tire was flat?”