Joke of the Day

One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four-way stop sign. He was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said: “Officer, you can’t give me a ticket for that!”

“Why not?” asked the officer.

“Although I didn’t stop, I slowed right down and it’s almost the same.”

“But you didn’t stop” replied the officer, “and the sign says STOP.”

“But the way was clear and it was safe” replied the motorist.

The officer then pulled out his baton and started hitting the motorist’s fender.

“What are you doing?!” yelled the motorist in surprise.

“I’m hitting your fender,” the officer calmly replied: “Do you want me to slow down or stop?”