Joke of the Day

Pint of BeerWoman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes.

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man. Usually about three.

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00.

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day, which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, that would be approximately $5,400. Correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: If in one year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, then 20 years puts your spending at $108,000. Correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No…

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?