Dating Memories

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents’ home.

I’d scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu.

Champagne. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. A nice Puligny Montrachet followed by some Louis XIII.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied, "but my mother’s not expecting a blowjob tonight."

I asked her if she wanted dessert.