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Lost in Translation
A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband, so she wrote to a particular camping ground and asked for a reservation.
If My Body Were a Car
If my body were car, this is the time I sould be thinking about trading it in for a newer model...
An Outdoors Man
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. He asked my to describe a typical day.
Laws of Life
These laws of life are directly related to the well-known and omnipotent Murphy's Law. Feel free to add your own in the Comments section as well.
This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday: I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps...
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51"?
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race to offer some advice.
A Simple Operation
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked.
A New Job
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
Tales of the Sea
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.