Huh , green tea on yer knee ?
that'd be no good fer me
but red rum
in me tum
would fill me with glee

Dont know about the red rum
but it might be enjoyable for some
It might help your belly
if you mix it with jelly

Dont know about the red rum
but it might be enjoyable for some
It might help your belly
if you mix it with jelly
But then again it could burn ya bum

Today is the annual daffodil day
Maybe you can all come out to play
It's mostly about the fundraising for cancer

Today is the annual daffodil day
Maybe you can all come out to play
It's mostly about the fundraising for cancer
Our little donation could be an enhancer
By showing our caring in a giving way

The weather is warming up with the arrival of Spring
So much rain makes me feel more like crying
Where is all that lovely sunshine we are craving

The weather is warming up with the arrival of Spring
So much rain makes me feel more like crying
Where is all that lovely sunshine we are craving
At this rate poor old Threadz could start a-raving
A steamed pud could save the day and add some zing

Today we had rain, hail, sleet and snow.
Just when the weather had improved somehow.
Today was special though,
for ocker was born many years ago
On this day he celebrated the fact you know.

Yeah I had me a special birthd'y yesterd'y
an wouldn't yer know it the earth moved fer me
but I wanna make it plain
that I wern't to blame
fer this inconvenient Christchurch catastrophe

Oh Ocker, I'm sorry that I didnt know
that your birthday would actually come and go
without a wish from us
and a lot of fuss
so many happy returns cos we do luv ya so

Surely not a birthday that you will forget,
but it seems your time is not up yet.
You may not sleep very much tonight,
after waking so early getting such a fright.
Your paintings are safe, thanks to sticky blu-tac,
and having a sense of humour, which you don't lack.

Happy Birthday Ocker although the wishes are late
They are warm and they don't go out of date
hope you celebrated with many a chum
with eggs and bacon washed down with red rum
or whatever way makes you feel great