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Member since 02 Nov 2006
Member from Linwood
Golly ocker, how could you let your toes get this bad before having it seen too. It has to be agonising. That is the trouble with men, keep putting off the inevitable. Hope you are taking the antibiotics and not saving them for when you are really crook.
Member since 29 Feb 2008
Member from Christchurch CBD
It come on me real sudden like !
Takin the antibiotics and its coolin down
Just gunna hobble out to the car to go an get me new ears , hope I can get closeby parking
Hey so watch it all yous , cos now I'll be able to hear what yousa typin about me !
Member since 28 Oct 2006
Member from Eltham
Better call into the $2 'N $5 shop and get a walking stick while you're out ocker!!
Member since 28 May 2008
Member from Wrights Bush
Sounds like you are falling apart Ocker. But you still have your sense of humour, so all good.
Member since 01 Mar 2010
Member from Opotiki
Squirter & Ocker over your comments! Not a funny subject really, but oh you two do make me laugh.
Seriously though Ocker I do feel for you with your toe , such a painful thing!
But boy oh boy isn't that ALWAYS the way, you get either incapacitated in some way, OR you have either grease from fixin' somethin' on your hands....or dough or some other cooking mess all over ya' hands, or ya' just got to the top of a ladder that you rarely ever climb up & wobbly as anythin' & YES thats the very second that the phone rings! Even if it happens to have been a silent phone for days!!! Never mind, tell yourself it was just a tele marketer wantin' ta' do a survey, or someone wantin' to sell ya sky or a DVS or something you've either already got or don't want! Hope your toe is all fixed very soon though!!
Member since 18 Mar 2007
Member from Papakura
Ole Loyal's chuckin' some stick at me and quite rightly too....absa-bloody-lutely....""such a painful thing!"" those toes....bloody ouch !!!
So Loyal I've changed me battle plan, not gunna send me false teeth down, instead I'm gunna slip down meself with me'ole Deer skinning knife after I've chucked it under the tap forta quick clean up and amputate at the shoulder level and I can guarantee ya's OKKA'S pain will be gone for all time.
God I'm considerate arent I....OKKA loves me. he told me.
crikey I just picked up me new ears ! NOW I can HEAR me TOE THROBBIN !!
BUT !! now me car's rattlin like billyoh ! but its ok , now me TV has come good , I've only got to have the Volume on the teeniest setting , and shes a beaut
got home and am trying to install the flash FREE Phones they gave me
I got a mate to come tomorrow and program the stupid thing
HA ha, ocker. I bet your car has been rattlin' for ages, you just never heard it. I thought mine was going to blow up when I turned it on after being tuned in.
Member since 30 Jul 2007
Member from Mosgiel
Have to go to ex- Father in Law's funeral this morning.
It would be best to be a dog in case of stress.
If you can't play with it or eat it, piss on it and walk away......
But I'm not a dog, so of I go.......
Member since 31 Jan 2007
Don't go and see if he cares I bet he doesn't. It's too cold anyway. I'm staying beside my pellet fire and if any one wants to shop it ain't gonna be me he says as the lady of the house gives him the shopping list and waves him goodbye.
Crike what a differenc a cuppla days make EH ?Yous know I went and got hearing aids last week cos people have started mumbling , BUT I'm Taking them back they not for me 1-- Its impossible to eat with them in! noise is horrendous2--Plus they've effected my sinus somehow and snot pours into the back of my nose/throat and its a continuous hacking cough, take them out , and after half hour Im ok again 3---everything is TINNY sound But I get all me money back
GRRRRR NOW Me bloody TOE !!sposed to make a double appointment yesterday , so I rings the receptionist and ask her if I could speak to doc Before I make the appointment ,cos its a long drive and I wanted to know whether it'll be ok to drive or would it be too sore to drive and I 'd have to get someone to come with me the doc rang back at 5-30 "what was it about ?" so I tells him , he didnt seem to know what or who I was , then it dawned on him that he'd told me to come and get a toenail off !!GRRRRR doctors !!!! its a money making, pill pushing business nowdays and it was gunna be $120 fer a cuppla jabs and yank it off just a few mins !!!I got the puss out by me sugar soap poultices, so I'll do the rest meself , the doctors couldn't give a hoot about us , grrrrrrrrrr
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