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Member since 29 Feb 2008
Member from Christchurch CBD
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Member since 18 Mar 2007
Member from Papakura
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Hey Benny.
Reckon I might dedicate this song to you ole horse.....Havva listen.
Marcia Ball and "Mule Headed man" 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HStK_KyThIQ&feature=related
Cheers.
Member since 28 Oct 2006
Member from Eltham
Posts: 10175
Benny,
have you ever heard the saying "What Ever Turns You On"?
So with regard to #13356 go right ahead, be my guest. 
Member since 02 Feb 2007
Member from Mangere Central
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Member since 29 Feb 2008
Member from Christchurch CBD
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Crikey this weather !!
Its suddenly rocketed up to 8c was 4c 
Member since 31 Jan 2007
Member from Mosgiel
Posts: 6708
Mona
No good. Not allowed to call Labour females birds just think how many club
nembers would be trotting of to management wanting me banned for the third time. Dave would be inundated with grizzly club members and under such a load he would have to bow to their demands as some times happens .
Member since 31 Jan 2007
Member from Mosgiel
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Squirter
As usual the right has the better profile .Fancy waking up to that lying on your left enough to make you spew.
Silver fern
By the sounds of the Labour club they all are . I presume they are all on Cascara
Member since 30 Jul 2006
Member from Bishopdale
Posts: 3994
Actually I thought the original joke about 'people down there pruning their spuds or roses or whatever' was one of Ocker's tongue in cheek jests

I do not like the constant referral to "J A F A's" it is only muck stirring and we do not need that.
Aucklanders were pretty darned quick to come to our aid when we needed them here in Canterbury and need them we did. I think one of our posters should realise they have family living in Canterbury also.
I think it is ok to laugh 'with' them when they have a few snow flakes and a tiny rumble but no 'at' them but then I guess I am well known to be a fence sitter.


My one and only Auckland holiday was in Henderson when I was 16, have lovely memories of that - not to mention a few skin cancers. My uncle was the headmaster of the Henderson school - we spent a lot of time in the pool - I was so sunburnt from my neck down to the soles of my feet I was unable to go on a family trip to Rotorua

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Member since 29 Feb 2008
Member from Christchurch CBD
Posts: 10489
yeah Benny its Sat , why arn't yer prunin yer spuds or whatever yous do
" down there " in the wilderness #13319
How on earth could anyone take that comment seriously. I should think Bryan deserves an apology


Member since 23 Nov 2009
Member from Stratford
Posts: 4567
I don't know why anyone takes takes anything that man says seriously.
Including me. I was offended when i thought he was calling me a liar. He hasn't responded when I asked if that was what he was implying. So I guess we can take it that he isn't prepared to make his stance clearer.
He talks about remarks made 'tongue in cheek'. This is nonsense. He isn't having a bit of fun generally. He is specifically and continually sniping at people who disagree with policy and politicians he supports. He thrives on the unpleasantness and on advising people to run to Admin telling tales on him; something very few of us could be bothered to do, no matter what his provocations.
He is the only person on this whole site who is consistently nasty.
Member since 18 Mar 2007
Member from Papakura
Posts: 9514
Crikey Aggie.
"" I was so sunburnt from my neck down to the soles of my feet I was unable to go on a family trip to Rotorua""
Iffin'ya was ta come up here my little flower you'd have more that sunburn down to ya tootsies....you'd have bloody-great turkeys coming out of ya ears when I'd finished with ya, an wotta way ta die. 


Fridge o'clock.
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Member since 04 Oct 2007
Member from Te Awamutu
Posts: 8290
I'm sure Benny will make it comfortable & home-like...




Not if everyone's taking those laxatives Bennys talking about,